I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
There was a huge crash. I came out of my room to find you sprawled out at the bottom of the stairs in your bra and panties. You looked at me, yelled 'WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE' and then ran back into his room.
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
Randomize
