we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
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i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
The cops are here to take me to jail, so I guess I have to go with them. If I'm not out by 6 p.m., there is some left-over lasagna in the fridge for you.
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
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When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
1. so the new neighbor u called dibs on.. I'm sorry..but not really. 2. She lactates, I guess that happens when you have a kid less then 5 months ago.... WTF!! 3. Is it fucked up I'm craving Ceral & Milk now?
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
Just got the test results back; apparently I'm red-green colorblind. this explains the past 18 years of my life and i'm wondering why i didn't realize this sooner
How naked do you want me to be?
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