she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
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they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
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There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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