How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
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I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
So after he broke the crutches and got us kicked out of McDonalds, we stole a bike and when we got back to the hotel, he jumped out the window into the bushes.
Yeah when he is drunk, he seems to think he is Captain Americas Canadian counterpart, Captain Canuck
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
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Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
I knew it was a bad night when the only thing I could remember was you force feeding me tortilla chips as I hugged the tire of my car and begged to have my stomach pumped.
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
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