At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
THE MIME IS MIMING TO BUST A MOVE KARAOKE. ALL MIME-RELATED EVENTS DESERVE CAPS LOCK
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
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