sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
Yea i'm supposed to have jury duty on monday. Hope they don't mind me still being drunk.
Na you can't get charged for public intoxication unless you're outside. I checked.
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
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You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
Woke up to my asscrack filled with melted Reese's Pieces. Halloween parties are so weird here man
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
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I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
I'm worried about us. We are almost 30 and we still drink jaeger bombs till we black out. Wait, no I'm not. I'm excited about us.
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