so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
I got 87 likes on my changed relationship status. It's official. I'm way more fucking awesome single.
They're mostly guys
Early bird gets the worm.
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
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