Dude I'm so glad we're not friends anymore. It would have made fucking your stepmom last night really awkward. Dickwad.
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
i woke up next to the toilet with a chipped tooth, somebody elses shirt on, and a random guys id in my pocket
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
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it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
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Fun fact. I am at the police dept. getting served a warrant for unpaid ordinance... and the officer was a one night stand from like 10 years ago.
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
Do you think this 2 hour Amazon delivery thing works on vibrators? Cause that would be clutch