yo dude i was totally schwabbin last night.
what does that even mean?
you ever see those charles schwabb commercials, where the people are like half cartoon half real.... well yeah i saw that in real life.
I just saw how many times I called you last night. You're welcome.
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
I forgot it was 4/20. that COMPLETELY explains the 7/11. i was like "that's a lot of white dudes... and they're really into snacking."
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Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
Just paid my credit card bill at the bar. This phone makes it so I never have to leave
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
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Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!