So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
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so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
Brb crying the tears of my youth
I told you I missed you and you said you missed me as much as you miss a urinary tract infection. I get it. You're still mad.
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
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I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
Tomorrow is my bachelor party. If I die tomorrow, please know I graded you a "check" as a sister. "Check-minus" when you got mouthy.
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
he high fived his dick after we had sex
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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