i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
i woke up, turned over, and noticed an assortment of knives stuck in my wall. i should prob stop drinking
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
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you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
He turned down a handjob. A HANDJOB. I know I'm no Jessica Simpson, but...
Actually, she's fat now, so...
Fuck. I AM Jessica Simpson.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
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Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
My mind's like "He's a sexist pig" but my uterus is like "YOU SHALL BEAR HIM STRONG CHILDREN"
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
Just trying to show you I care.
Isn't it supposed to be "what would you like for dinner?" instead of "how do you take your blow?"
Hey, you're the one who asked me to mc to move in.
Randomize