i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
LSHMSFOAIDMT = laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and I drop my taco.
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
I asked this couple what they would like to drink and they leaned toward me eagerly and asked if we still have THE root beer ... Idk if this is code for please add cocaine to my drink
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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