Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
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There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
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You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
Tonight we learned that just because we can fit a Tic Tac in the tip of my penis that does not mean we should.
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
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