she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
I was 10 minutes late leaving for lunch today because I couldn't lose a boner. It is impossible to tuck it when your shirt is tucked in...gotta quit facebook stalking hot chicks at work
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
There r osticjed everywhere
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
Had to snap chat three different people to ask who left the bite mark on my thigh. All three said "Wasn't me". Now I can't wear a bathing suit to my mom's pool.
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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