but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
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im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
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you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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