ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
I just spent the past twenty minutes checking out a girl who turned out to be a mannequin. I need AA.
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
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Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
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And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
I just paid for weed by taking him to the store to buy cheese so he could make empanadas. Best. Drug deal. Ever.
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
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