Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
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