I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
I just hip-checked Santa and stole his cab.
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
I never truly understood the phrase ball is life until I started having to balance NBA finals and all these men with balls i'd like to handle.
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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