I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
See, it wasn't that I broke my nose having sex. Its that I forgot about the bedposts...
I'm in a waiting room at the hospital - and there's a dude here who is WAY too proud of his urine sample.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
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