Did you ever notice that cashews look like fetuses?
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
is wine microwaveable?
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
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Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
She wore that goddamn strap-on all night. When she was playing guitar hero it kept getting in the way but she just wouldn't take it off.
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
I spilled beer everywhere which led to an oil fire and me melting a spatula again. And then I was late to class so I explained what happened to the teacher.
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
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