Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
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I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
My dinner was lean cuisine and tequila. Aaaaaand I need a boyfriend.
She is a social worker. An actual good person trying to save the world. I feel like every time I give her an orgasm God wipes a little smudge off of my shit list.
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
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Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
When's the best time to point out that all of my orgasms this year have been self-administered? Valentine's day?
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
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