Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
Randomize
