They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
Last night I saw a drag queen take a shot of Red Hot that was soaked into a tampon. I fucking love my life!
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
I love my grandma, but if I have to sit and watch one more show on Bravo, I'm gonna burn her fuckin house to the ground
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I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
I hit her tiny dog with a horseshoe an hour ago. Her and her mom cried as it laid on the ground shaking. Im drunk.
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
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you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
Fell asleep naked on the recliner spooning with my organic chemistry book. The fact that I made it through four years of college is proof that the education system is fucked.
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
We are all done wearing pants today
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
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