Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
Part of my tooth flew in my eye when the dentist was drilling my cavity then I was sent to the ER. Fucking never going back
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
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