Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
His drunken night ended with a "car accident" which really meant he was stuck in a toy car and pushed down the steps.
God, you're like boner-b-gone
Just heard Miley Cyrus' version of "Every Rose Has Its Thorn". Fuck everything. If you don't have an std you have no right to remake this song
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
you never un-have a 4some
You can say goodbye to our security deposit.
Already? What he do?
Opened a bag of topsoil at the party and spread it all over the living room. TOPSOIL!
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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