you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
So I tried to call my phone from his phone and was like, "hey, my name is not in here..I thought you had my number" turns out he has my number saved as "gives good head"
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
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