Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
I heard some girl say 'yeah he mustve been so drunk he kept mumbling and repeating himself'
And I thought
Fuck I do that shit every weekend
Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
So much rum. So many feels.
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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