So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
He came to the party late, didn't bring tacos, and then asked what shennanigans we were getting into. I swear I will never fuck another hipster.
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
I told the cop to try walking in heels and he'd understand why I was walking home without then on. He told me he only does that on Wednesdays.
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
Things he's good at: oral sex and geometry. Things he's not good at: actual sex.
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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