i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
If the EMT's ask later... I had 5 hour energy for breakfast and Four Loko for dinner... It might be important for them to know that
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
oh my god I have a fantastic druncle story to tell you. It involves a burrito, a meltdown and a bear
The burrito and meltdown are standard, but I'm intrigued by the bear
And then I discovered that while drunk last night I called the NAACP and left an angry voicemail demanding they fix the racism at my school
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
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