Three words: puerto rican gang bang
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
I really feel like I should slow down on the getting hammered. I told a bartender on "Taco Tuesday" that a $3 margarita was too expensive. And proceeded to have a $70 tab.
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
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