Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
He taped a champagne bottle to both his hands and called himself edward champagne hands. At one point he poured some on his lap and said " Just needed to make sure my dick got some too"
Have you ever realized how cool bread is? Like so many things taste good on it. Like its crazy to think that peanut butter and turkey can both taste good on the same thing.
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
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