I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
Just found out my mom's voicemail password is 6969..
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
Randomize
