Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
Yes. No, I'm basically a superhero but with drugs. I'm robin hood. I steal from the rich (insurance and drug companies) and give to the poor (everyone I know).
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
Randomize
