I woke up this morning in your mom's car... any ideas?
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
Since when is my name a synonym for head?
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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