I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
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Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
I was drunk, he was taking a bodyshot while avoiding my piercing. I told him I loved him. He waited until I woke up with my hangover to say he loved me too. It was hangover magic.
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I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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