I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
maybe you should start leaving anonymous bottles of booze on his doorstep with love notes attatched. that always gets me.
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
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All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
Do you know how difficult it is to give head to someone who's imitating Forrest Gump?
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
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I just realized that I have to choose between a future orthopedic surgeon and a dude currently in jail. My life is so fucked.
The universe is cradling this hangover like a gay couple cradles their newly adopted chinese baby.
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
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