Wow so 15 missed calls, a vm AND a text saying come downstairs? ...And where is downstairs? Explain.
i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
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