this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
My 54 year old father just sent me a YouTube link on my school email titled "Walrus sucks his own dick" and then wrote in the email "I wish I were a walrus". What the fuck is wrong with my family?
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
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Just got tipped $5 for distracting some dude's gf while he got another girl's number. Bro-code at its finest.
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
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STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
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