I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
Just explain how I got from the bar to a house I've never been in, waking up to a cop in uniform ripping a bong
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
He's the first man I've met that knows more about Harry Potter than I do. He shops at Goodwill and has a Game of Thrones cookbook in his apartment. This is my soulmate.
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
Randomize
