I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
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