Can we comment on the fact that at five thirty this morning, security woke me up in the hotel lobby, in my underwear, and some random guys winter coat?
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
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I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
I just woke up from quarter beer tuesdays wearing 3 pairs of underwear, none of which are the ones I left wearing...2 Around my waist and one around my shoulder in an attempt at a bra. At least drunk me tries to be decent?
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
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Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
Bring me that man meat
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
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