i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
At the miami airport. Don't know if it's all the tequila I drank in cozumel or the 5 year olds french accent but I might puke.
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
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Man, only now that I'm single is it painfully obvious that I have zero booty calls in waiting. This could be a cold winter
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
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Dude. Where are you? There's a hot chick drunkenly dancing on the bar and aggressively taking shots to Pink songs. She looks like she needs a rebound. Get. Here. Now.
FUCK NYC TRAFFIC.
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
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