Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
A homeless man walked up to me at the bar, pointed, and told me to get my shit together. Jesus?
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
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Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
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ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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