I'm wearing a childsize birthday hat and a bib. I am the def of sex appeal rite now
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
And if I don't get arrested for drinking and canoeing over the next 3 days, this hurricane will not have turned out anywhere near as well as I planned
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
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