oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
I would makeout with my roommate, but im not drunk enough and she doesnt like bacon fat
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
So that 100 days of sobriety thing I told you about last week? Lasted all of 4 days. Fuck it, life's too short
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
Send help, water and tortillas.
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
Your penis caused this!
Randomize
