he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
When you're opening a bottle of tequila with a golf club, it's probably time to stop drinking...
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
Just did a "spirit of homecoming" bump off a stranger's credit card. A stranger that dropped us off at home. Erica's bad. How do allllll of the Eastern Europeans know how to find drugs so easily?!?
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
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