I'm sorry my penis didn't work
Tampa is so boring. I'm dying. I want lots of cleavage at my funeral. If i cant get laid, i want my friends to. I'm that kind of person
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
Just saw a bouncer shoot a stripper with a squirt gun. He looked at me n said,"gotta keep em in check." I'm in love with this place
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
I don't understand how she could dump me AFTER we had shower sex. I'm fucking great at shower sex
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
third nipple confirmed
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
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