there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
THIS IS AN AMERICAN HORROR STORY I CAN'T FIND MY VIBRATOR ANYWHERE WHICH MEANS I LOST IT WHEN I MOVED WHICH MEANS MY POOR VIBRATOR IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD ALL ALONE RIGHT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
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