Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
this just has baby written all over it
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Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
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Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
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