C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
You'd think somebody who rolls blunts like jesus himself could roll a god damn burrito
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
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