I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
Mehhh. I just tried to type 'extremely', and it auto corrected to 'creek rot'. IT KNOWS WHAT I LOOK LIKE
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
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