She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
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She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
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Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
I’m turning 34 on Friday and I feel like the only thing I’ve accomplished in life so far is getting into pissing matches with clients
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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